So I'm watching Martha today and she had a segment about healthy foods versus HORRIBLE! foods. Okay, I get it... good segment. BUT...
Then she started ripping on string cheese. STRING CHEESE! She was talking about how gross and rubbery and nasty it is and how no one should ever eat it because it's so diabolical.
Two words Martha--- SHUT IT!
You're a snob.
I happen to be a string cheese lover and I don't care how ghetto you think it is, Martha. It's delish!

These are my 2 favorites...
So enough of the slamm'n string cheese, Martha!
P.S. I still love your show, magazine and books.